Wednesday 13 March 2024

Like an angel on a balcony

I’ve got a lot going on at the moment.

Work is super busy and home life is a juggling act sometimes, with three people now working in the house. Yet again it has felt like a long Winter, with a dose of flu to improve the mood and almost perpetual rain it seems since January. Despite all of my vim and vigour, I’m a bit ground down by the mundanity of it all. Isn’t that how things end? Not with a blaze of glory but a mild disappointment and the slow grind to a halt?

My left shoulder bore the brunt of the brachial neuritis attack in 2021. After my own immune system had done its best to mess up my motor neurones in my arms, shoulders and hands, the differing rates at which all my muscles recovered pulled the shoulder out of alignment. It took the excellent work of a physiotherapist, and great support from a personal trainer to gently ease it back together again. The most complicated joint in the body apparently.

But shit happens to all of us and I was fortunate to have the resources and support in place to recover. Now I have conquered the shoulder I have moved onto the next most complicated joint, the knee. It all started with the acquisition of a titanium gravel bike back in January last year. Unbeknownst to me titanium is quite a slippy material, particularly when you have a carbon seat post stuck in the frame. I had noticed a bit of knee pain, more of a dull ache really, in my left knee in the late Spring, but by the time the late Summer came around it was pretty much gone.

Then just before Christmas all of a sudden I got an agonising pain in my right knee. To cut a very long story short, it transpired that the seat post had been slipping down by tiny increments all the way through the Spring, probably causing the dull ache, until the switch to the carbon bike over the Summer halted the damage. Then switch back to the gravel in the Autumn and boom, a problem. 

Some physio diagnosed meniscus inflammation, he reckoned it would heal over a few weeks, with some leg strengthening thrown into the bargain. I followed the prescribed routines and did see small, gradual. improvements. I also fixed the saddle height, and made sure I measured it every week, and added a stronger clamp. But what I hadn’t bargained for was the impact of some walking. Having walked from Temple Meads to my work office and back last Thursday I was a bit sore on Friday. But all seemed OK on Saturday so I thought nothing of heading out in the cause of democracy to deliver some leaflets in the remote parts of Winscombe on Saturday. Six miles to be precise, who’d have thought there could be that many long drives in Winscombe and Sidcot.

By Sunday morning I couldn’t walk. I could barely bend or extend the knee, put weight on it when I stood up and it kept locking up at awkward moments. Generally once I got going I could hobble about, but it was pretty painful and very stiff.  It’s improved a little today - not locking up and I can put weight on it - but it’s still far from its best self.

 Very, very annoying. But those resources are going to come in handy again, I’m getting the knee scanned on Sunday in an MRI scanner, so I hope at least I know what I’m dealing with. Ironically I did find the 10 yards of cycling on the patio didn’t hurt at all. Getting on and off the bike was agonising and problematic though, so I guess that rules it out as a means of transportation for the time being. If only I was a member of the Royal family - I could have a footman lift me on and off the gravel bike at each end of the journey.

I’m also going to have to fess up to our next MP (I hope!) that I’m going to struggle to deliver her last set of leaflets. If you fancy a good walk in Winscombe, let me know, you’ll be doing democracy and the country a massive service. 

All of this is a proper pain, figuratively as well as literally. I’ve calculated quite a few numbers recently, and all of this time off the bike is eating into my lifetime-available riding days. Anyway, once I get this knee sorted out, however long it takes, I’m not keen to work through more joints, complicated or simple.

Especially as Spring is round the corner. In every sense. I just hope it turns out like Spring ‘97 not ‘92!

We had great fun last week one night after work, a team event making clay pots. Mine is below, and I think it looks amazing. It’s obviously a self-portrait, the likeness is uncanny. From the weather-beaten face, the wispy hair, to the huge ears and ever-growing eyebrows it is 59-year old me made clay.

 In all senses of the word, make of it what you will. I won’t claim to have any technical proficiency, nor monetisable talent or much imagination. Well, not in terms of clay pots anyway. But I tell you one thing. It will take a very clever type of Artificial Intelligence to replicate this in a hurry.

Anyway, just in case you were worried about the downbeat nature of this post, rest assured I am not giving up. That’s not what I do. Quite apart from anything else, I am too stubborn to admit defeat and there are a few people I have to prove wrong before I’m finished. I think Hunter Thompson was a bit of an idiot in most senses, but in one respect he had it right when he said this:

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow, what a ride!””